Anal is the New Blowjob!

a tribe friend of mine, zigzag, has blogged about an interview i did for my friend emily’s edgy new podcast show, sex with emily. one of the points which came to me after seeing ‘inside deepthroat’, (the indy documentary on the story around cultural impact of that film) was how the demarcation line for sexual mores has moved so far in 30 years amongst women (ironically while the fascist right tries ever harder to enforce out dated laws on ‘decency’). anyway, my net point was that through the making of a segment for a home made cable tv show (‘searching for sex in san francisco’), we found that most urban 20 something women saw anal as normal while those in their 30’s and 40’s saw it as something taboo, racy, raunchy, slutty (take your pick).

also, of interest, the story on ‘deepthroat’ was that it grossed over $500m because all of mainstream suppressed america rushed out to see this racy film that exposed and celebrated the blowjob which had been a dirty secret totally unknown to most women. the story is that all of the money went to the mob which made the film available across the country through deals with the police. i for one am thankful to the mob for enabling america to get such a major dose of sex education. what was sad was that the guy who starred in the film (you may guess how he qualified) was actually prosecuted and sentenced to 5 years. he was lucky that jimmy carter came into office and a more liberal court released him on appeal but went on to face a lifetime of shame, homelessness, alcoholism only to end up a happy realtor in park city. 

also funny and related is the movie now on hbo about the life story of larry flynt (starring woody harrelson and courtney love i think) in which there is a scene where the governor of ohio admits that he was unable to resist buying the mag and therefore argued it should have been banned. who are these idiots and how do they get elected to office? isn’t it embarrassing to think that our own leaders are telling us that temptation is ok, its the apple that’s evil. very consistent with a policy that has a war on drug dealers and growers rather than education and rehab for the drug takers; a society that spends 5x on prisons what it budgets for schools; 10x on war over aid…

ok, we all agree loudly on all this. we have to find a way to move from agreeing with each other about how fucked up this is to making real change…and back to the topic, ‘inside deepthroat’ stirred this all up for me, and somehow the current divergence in social mores around anal sex seems like another great chapter in a long running historical series.

where are your mores on sex? what do you accept as ‘normal’ and view as weird and dysfunctional? do you catch yourself judging this rather than observing? we all do and that’s ok. we just need to be conscious of it lest we find ourselves being unfairly judged for our ‘normal’ lives.

another awesome new film on this topic is ‘kinsey report’ (i think starring leam neeson). i do particularly enjoy studying the history of hypocrisy in our country. you gotta love us adults. do as i legislate not as i do with hookers on capital hill!

5 thoughts on “Anal is the New Blowjob!

  1. Oh man. It’s bad enough to know that BJs are the new tongue-kissing among teenagers. Now I find out that anal is the new BJs among 20somethings! I’ve never felt so old at 31.

    by Joel Phillips
    owner: American Coast Title
    Just watching the news from London is a reminder that we’re living in an age of terrorism. And, sad to say, almost all terrorism has something to do with Islam and Muslims, you just won’t find much of it that is not in some way connected.
    Just look at a few:
    First World Trade Center Attack: a blind Egyptian guy was behind it. No one contests it.
    Oklahoma City: don’t forget that McVeigh served in the first Gulf War. There is good reason to think he was recruited by jihadists in Iraq who were active at the time.
    9/11: Islamic suicide extremists, forget the other theories. They were Taliban zealots hoping for 172 virgins and palaces in Islamic heaven.
    Spanish train bombs: more Jihad extremists, basically the same bunch as the 9/11.
    London train bombs: not the same 9/11 and Spain guys, but more British Muslims from Pakistan.
    Virginia Tech: This one is so sad. Psychiatry started Cho out. Then Islamic recruiters told Cho he would get infinite sex in Muslim heaven from the 172 virgins so he converted. By trying to destroy Virginia Tech he thought he was attacking Bush’s aggression in Afghanistan.
    London night club bombs: Good for the Brit cops, they have caught some of the guys and it is more of these Pakistan guys and doctors at that, some of them were even psychiatrists. Maybe it is time to have a serious think about what to do about Pakistan. Mixing up Islam, Muslims, psychiatry and Pakistan is a recipe for mass murder and terrorism. Trust me on this one.
    It is no accident or coincidence the bigots who oppose religious freedom are inspired by Islamic thought.
    Just look at some of the fine people on EVERY SINGLE PERSON on there is a zealot, bigot or extremist and you will find that most of them have extensive criminal records. Take a look at these criminal records and you will find the influence of Islam.
    Charlotte Kates: this young woman is a card-carrying member of the Palestinian Liberation Organization. They are kind of the poster child for Muslim terrorists and an inspiration to Islamic murderers all over the world. What is her problem?
    Peter Alexander: this man makes hate films. He is also building some kind of an amusement park in the Arab Gulf. Is is clearly doing the bidding of Islamist extremist jihad promoting masters all the way around.
    Patricia Greenway: this woman is Alexander’s business partner and lover. She likes to live the high life and Arab money helps out there. Word in Ybor City is that she has her eye on an Enzo.
    Kristi Wachter: she puts out a daily hate newsletter. She has paid for the theft of materials from churches. She says she used to run a record company but how much money could it make? It seems to me she is getting her money from bin Laden and his friends.
    David Touretzky: don’t be fooled. This man is not a mouse brain researcher, he is a bomb expert. Who is really paying for his research? Could it be the same bomb makers loose in Iraq?
    Keith Henson: first, don’t forget that but for this man would still be on the loose. He’s not just a bomb expert but a proved bomb maker. And who wants to pay for bombs? Jihad extremists! Who is paying for him to be able to buy toothpaste in jail? Could it be a guy called Osama?
    Tory Bezazian: she walked away from her husband of many years to engage in hate activities. Where does she get money? The answer is Islam. She is a directly funded agent of the Los Angeles Koranic Council.
    Andreas Heldal-Lund: the man is proud to support Lars Gule who was behind bombings in the Middle East. That sort of speaks for itself now doesn’t it?
    As to the site,, it is paid for 100% by my company, American Coast Title. I am one of the owners. The other two owners, Frank Berriz and Linda Blood are 100% behind what I am doing as is our parent underwriter Stewart Title. We also get pretty good support from our employees although it would be illegal of me to impose my political beliefs on them.
    Does it surprise you that I am being attacked by Indonesians? Not a coincidence that Indonesia is an Islamic country. The company is willing to pay a nice reward to the person who will stand up and help me stop them. Please look at my site for details.
    Props to George Ramirez. These guys came around to poke fun at the company. He stood up like a real man and sent them on there way. Can’t say for a fact that they were Islamic jihadists but the truth always comes out!
    Expect without doubt a lot of trouble in Glendale. That’s where American Coast Title is located as well as a dense population of Armenians. The Armenians don’t like Arab Muslims so the area is getting very tense as the clock ticks down for Islamic terrorism.
    So I am calling for the total elimination of Islam. Many other religious choices are available to those currently in Islam. Islam must go and no Muslim can be allowed to remain anywhere in the world.
    All Mosques must either be destroyed or made into something else. The other day we did a title for one that was converted into a shopping center, now that’s a good use for one!
    All copies of the Koran must be rounded up and burned or otherwise destroyed. If libraries insist on keeping them for historical reasons they have to be under lock and key and they have to post a guard to make sure no one copies them.
    Conversion to another validated religion or acceptance of atheism are the only options I see. No other religion is associated with state sponsored terror as documented by the US State Department Report on Terrorism.
    One thing that has to happen after is that women have to wear normal clothes. No more of these Islamic things. I mean local clothes are fine and kind of cute but no symbol of Islam can remain as it will just get cause restimulation of what started out as the worship of a giant magnetic stone by savage nomads. So get rid of all those crescent moons and so on!
    This is a strong statement but it is time to end these attacks with bombs full of nails and gas. No other group does this. It is all and always back to Islam, Muslims, the Koran and groups like the Taliban and various sleeper cells.
    Stand up with me on this one. Stand tall with me against Muslims who kill in the name of jihad and Islam and the false words of the Koran hoping for 172 virgins in a palace. Stand shoulder to shoulder with me to stop the next bunch of suicidal bigots and zealots from burning down your city.
    Proud to be an American and a Scientologist
    Joel Phillips

  3. Hello, Joel Phillips here. I just wanted you to know that one of my employees, Nicole Vong, is your typical Asian sex toy. No wonder she has the highest sales. The good news is that she puts out not just for perspective customers but also to people in the office as well. Don’t ever let anyone make you think that American Coast Title is not a fun place to work!
    When we’re not out making money we are fighting terrorism and deviancy with our award winning site! To relax, there’s Nicole Vong and also the Armenians in Glendale.
    Have a nice weekend.
    Joel Phillips

  4. that support my theory that doing shit that would be considered bad 20 years ago is now nothing. if u look back like 100 years, youll see that were gitting more tolerant of evil. it dont bother me, im evil i fuck my girl friend up her ass. but if i did that 20 years ago id probally git slapped. think how tolerant america is gonna be in anuther hundred years. its gona be crazy. either something bad is gonna happen to turn us around or humans are gonna continue to git more and more evil.

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